Gahzint - Yiddish for Health

Staying hydrated and dry simultaneously is a major challenge. Passing gas and bowel movements, often simultaneous, sounds like a loud...

'Old age gives a whole new meaning to 'blow it out your ass.'... Jack Tunnell Getting dressed in the morning becomes a 15 minut...

Kvetch, groan, but be happy. Shrinking feet or growing feet? Either one works for me. Shoes easy to put on. Gas or bowel movement? Bad ris...

My all time prevention and cure for constipation is Chow Mein. No stool softeners or pills stuck up my ass. Been there done that. Chow Mein ...

When you turn 90 years of age, you revert back to childhood aging and every 6 months becomes as meaningful as bowel movements. As does keep...

So the old man and his wife are in the doctor's office and the doctor tells the old man that he, the doctor, needs a sample of the old m...