Kvetch, groan, but be happy.
Shrinking feet or growing feet? Either one works for me. Shoes easy to put on.
Gas or bowel movement? Bad risk to reward ratio if I choose gas route! Can get messy.
I use the stool!
First call at 1:00 AM! Second call at 2:30-3:00AM. The real moment of truth comes at around 5:00AM. Should I give up the fight and just piss in bed? Haven't chosen pissing in bed, yet.
Hydrating all day, with a weak bladder, results in a lot of pissing, but not all at once.
Being forced to use a 'walker' ain't too swift. But being bed bound or dead are poor fucking alternatives.
Wham, bam, slam!!! On my back again Mam!
A so called 'Care Giver' neglected to lock the wheels of my wheelchair which slid out from under me when I tried to sit down. I flew threw the air with the greatest of ease except that I wasn't on a fucking flying trapeze.
Roses are red, violets are blue, always walking up the down stairway when you're 92.
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Bernie, you have a penchant for taking the worst and making it hysterical. Thanks for the great laughs!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat: although I would have said STILL walking up the down staircase. Luv ya! marian
ReplyDeleteStill have your wits! love ya!
ReplyDeleteBernie, Darling,
ReplyDeleteI love your sense of humor even in difficult times! You are a true hero and I miss you and I love you.
Maria xoxoxoxoxo