Aphorisms and "Sayings"

Moderation is fatal (and boring)...BF

When they back the black Mariah up to the door they take
all the girls...1929 stock market crash

If you take care of your body your mind will follow...BF

Unless you can stand ingratitude never do anything
for anybody...Italian Proverb.

I wouldn't piss in his ear if his head was on fire....West Texas

When you're up to your ass in alligators you forget that the
initial objective was to clear the swamp

Paranoia improves peripheral vision...Albert Francke III

Unless you look for the unexpected you'll never
find it....5th Grade School Room Poster

This is Noah talking about the flood.... Don Evans

The worth of a sentiment lies in the sacrifices men will make for
its sake....Joseph Conrad

Words, as is well known, are the great foes of
reality....Joseph Conrad

While it is disagreeable to be frustrated the real disasters in
life begin when we get what we want...Oscar Wilde

The greed and avarice of man knows no bounds...BF

As dead as a married man's sex life...BF

It's like jackin' off in a pillow...BF

He never really hears what the other guy is saying. He just waits for the
drone of the other guy's voice to stop so that he can start talking...BF

If anyone out there has some "gems" to share, please do
via comments!